"If you do not like the way i tweet, don't follow me."(Spoilers are writing sternly phrased letters towards the Pawnee City Council herein.)So, here's one thing I really like most about Parks and Rec: Following the episode airs, my phone and Facebook and mailbox illuminate with messages from a lot of my personal favorite women on the planet. And all are happy.The reality is there is MUCH COLLECTIVE SQUEEING following this episode!I am talking about, you'd your Leslie outfitted as Rosie the Riveter for Halloween (!!!), you'd your Ann and Leslie dancing to LMFAO, you'd your Ron and Diane OMG. As though that wasn't enough: FART ATTACK! Plus! Joe Mande! Good Table: $500! Situation closed chocolate please! Rent-a-Swag! And: "Shall We Be stifling something important?" "Impossible. Sometimes for that government." "Gone but never forgotten. Who had been that? Just kidding." "I am using towards the Police Academy and also the manual states I must focus on my observational abilities, so: Tree, leaves, evening, sky, hands, Andy's hands. Pfft. What else you have?Inch "The Pawnee Municipal Employees' Health care Plan's kinda crappy. Once, I sprained my wrist and our insurance stated that getting a wrist is really a pre-existing condition." "Babe, just how much must i sell this hat for?" "I dunno. Eight cents?" "Honey, this is actually the hat I had been putting on the very first time I heard Vitalogy by Gem Jam!" "Ohhhhh. 800 dollars." "Yeah, sounds about right." "What's happening now? I am speaking for you.Inch "I am live-tweeting this dumbass conversation." "Have no idea what you are thinking, but I am certainly not thinking what your opinions.Inch "Ohhh, that isn't badly when i thought it might be.Inch "I am likely to bid millions of dollars on myself going once going two times Offered!"Okay, now here's where we are engaging in the intense SPOILERS, therefore if you won't want to know, Don't READ BEYOND This Time!Jerry, dear Jerry, laying in the hospital mattress after his fart attack: "Leslie, you cannot really plan your future. You realize you will find no guarantees nowadays. As lengthy because the people I really like are part of my existence, I'll be all right. Hey, you need to stick around—watch a number of my tales beside me? Tonight's strawberry Jell-O evening!"Me, around the couch beside Iain: Sniffling in complete agreement, after which, when Leslie responded, "My dear god your existence is really depressing. No thanks.Inch, thinking: "Leslie, you will be aware Jerry has got the best existence at some point, after you have been married to Ben for a century.InchAs well as after convinced that, they still handled to totally surprise me using the PERFECT PROPOSAL."I'm deeply, absurdly deeply in love with you." (Every guy and lady whatever person intends to offer another guy or lady needs to understand that line. Or steal it. Just steal it.)"I have to remember every little factor about how exactly perfect my existence is appropriate now only at that exact moment."After which Ben nods, and they to research the empty room together, after which he turns to her with tears in the eyes. Amy Poehler! Adam Scott! OMG! Parks and Entertainment OMG! *faints*Discuss.P.S. Someone let me know who Chris was said to be. His Halloween costume—salt & pepper hair and gray jacket. I understand I ought to know, but my brainz will not cough up.
