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Deeky is planning his keynote address for that Butt Convention in the Stethoscope Institute, so you are tied to me today...[Content Note: Tanks accept to agency racism.]Senator Rand Paul is "seriously" thinking about running for leader in 2016. *practices typing something something Rand Paul*In totally unrelated news, Senator Rand Paul praises terrible Top Court decision and would let companies tough exploit employees. He appears just like a awesome guy, right? This type of awesome guy. I question where he stands on whether individuals are titled to food.The pope election starts next Tuesday! Election early and frequently or whatever! Huh? We do not obtain a election? Oh. Well, the Catholic Chapel shouldn't have any affect on policy that affects my existence! Appears fair.A really frightening global warming graph got even more frightening.So did a chart monitoring the gender wage gap.Senator Customer Advocates thinks it's essentially wrong that banks who launder money for drug cartels get penalized while drug customers visit jail.A TSA inspector with fake explosive device in the pants "could work through security at Newark airport terminal recently, passing with the magnetometer along with a pat-lower without having to be detained." Swell.Idaho's "fetal discomfort" bill that restrictions abortion after 20 days continues to be struck lower as unconstitutional with a federal judge.Adam Carolla continues to be a racist garbage nightmare.Whales may call one another by names. Neat! But where do whales get up on title-altering?